That tanking (?) sales line turning the S into a $ is great touch. And I almost felt sorry for those antelopes, until I remembered they were being punished for some grievous antelope sins, like… antelope tax evasion? I don’t really know what avenues antelopes have for sinning.
For those who have taken an interest in the classic webcomic motif of the “Hatter’s Journey”, an early-2000s/late-1990s example can be viewed here: https://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index176.html. I believe this may be an ur-myth form, with various elements recognisable in a rudimentary stage:
– the combination of industrial metallurgy and hatmaking;
– a *hat* positioned near a character’s *bottom*, juxtaposed with a top hat;
– a talking bird;
– etc.
Joke’s on them, they need that wall to keep them from the nearby motorway of Drivers’ Purgatory.
I’m pretty sure their sins comprised largely of trying to run away and marry eusocial insects. The ol’ ant-elope.
Isn’t that just how it is for humans? We try to go in straight lines but we always go in circles without realizing it.. Also uhh isto I think you have a spambot again. A bot that doesn’t seem to be able to read the room.
I was going to give it props for having the name Robertpus, because in my mind it was Robert Pus crammed together, but now I realize it was probably meant as, like, a Robert octopus.
That tanking (?) sales line turning the S into a $ is great touch. And I almost felt sorry for those antelopes, until I remembered they were being punished for some grievous antelope sins, like… antelope tax evasion? I don’t really know what avenues antelopes have for sinning.
For those who have taken an interest in the classic webcomic motif of the “Hatter’s Journey”, an early-2000s/late-1990s example can be viewed here: https://yellow5.com/pokey/archive/index176.html. I believe this may be an ur-myth form, with various elements recognisable in a rudimentary stage:
– the combination of industrial metallurgy and hatmaking;
– a *hat* positioned near a character’s *bottom*, juxtaposed with a top hat;
– a talking bird;
– etc.
Joke’s on them, they need that wall to keep them from the nearby motorway of Drivers’ Purgatory.
I’m pretty sure their sins comprised largely of trying to run away and marry eusocial insects. The ol’ ant-elope.
Ooh nice bit of history, NAR.
NAR: Nice find! I’m happy to have this in common with Pokey.
I don’t think antelopes ever wed, so it’s ALLLL premarital sex. And the tax evasion, of course.
Cold: Well there goes my premarital sex idea.
Migratory mammal hell is the inability to go in that specific direction and only that direction.
Isn’t that just how it is for humans? We try to go in straight lines but we always go in circles without realizing it.. Also uhh isto I think you have a spambot again. A bot that doesn’t seem to be able to read the room.
I was going to give it props for having the name Robertpus, because in my mind it was Robert Pus crammed together, but now I realize it was probably meant as, like, a Robert octopus.